ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,I am slow,When my boss takes a long time,he is thorough When I don’t do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy, When I do something without being told,I am trying to be smart,When my boss does the same,he takes the initiative, When I [...]

Little Johnny & a plane ride

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the [...]

Sidhu Quotes

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India , but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over. 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. [...]

The marketing guru

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X) X: Which shaving cream do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which aftershave do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which deodorant do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which toothpaste do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which shampoo do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which socks do you use?Y: [...]

three things in life

Three things in life once gone never come back……..1.words 2. opportunity.3.time. Three things in life are never sure …1.dreams 2.sucess 3.fortune. three things in life that make you a great person..1.hardwork 2.sincerity 3. sucess.. three things in life are most valuable..1.love 2. self respect 3. friends three things in life must not be lost….1.peace 2. [...]

NY Taxi

Not something you want to be listening to in office w/ the volume real high. Click here

Lord of the Body

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge: The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so [...]

Some people are never satisfied…….

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