This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X) X: Which shaving cream do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which aftershave do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which deodorant do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which toothpaste do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which shampoo do you use?Y: Baba’s X: Which socks do you use?Y: [...]
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One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge: The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so [...]
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Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights [...]
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H – Husband, W – Wife) H – “Hello?”W – [...]
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Friends
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It’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much is the Barbie on the display window?” The salesperson answers, ” Which one? We have:Work out Barbie for $19.95Shopping Barbie for $19.95Beach Barbie for $19.95Disco Barbie for $19.95Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: “What? Why is [...]
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alone I can only say but together we can shout, alone I can only smile but together we can laugh, alone I can only live but together we can celebrate, that’s being friends Friends
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Fun on the Beach
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